Congressman Talks About 1st Lady's Body Type

DISRESPECTFUL

By M. Breeze

Wisconsin Congressman Jim Sensebrenner has put his foot in his mouth and may have written a check that his ass can't cash. The Congressman was overheard in an airport talking about the body size of the 1st Lady. "She lectures us on eating right while she has a large posterior herself." Not only was Jim attacking the body shape of Mrs. Obama he  was also attacking her healthy living campaign. The funny thing is that this congressman is "fatter than a muthafucka" but he has the nerves to talk about Michelle. This is the first 1st Lady who actually looks good. If I had to look at Barbara Bush's ugly ass one more year I might have committed suicide, real talk.

The obese congressman, who we predict heart problems in the future, has also been quoted as saying "The problem is, and dare I say this, it doesn't look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice...I'm trying to say that our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have you."

News flash, Alex Rodriguez was spotted on the Internet receiving head from a transsexual so of course he wouldn't be the type of person that he may date. This fat bitch has officially lost his mind. After receiving a lot of heat from people around the country (especially me) the fat congressman has wrote the 1st Lady a letter of apology as well as a public apology.
Other assholes, such as Rush Limbaugh, have also attacked the 1st Lady, saying that since she is not skinny she can't possibly be healthy. With comments like these, Limbaugh and Sensenbrenner not only blatantly insult the first lady. They also invoke the specious notion that skinny equals healthy, that women with shapely curves can't possibly lead active, mindful lifestyles.