Become A Pro At Eating Punanny

M. Breeze Teaches The Crowd

By: M. Breeze

Show me a woman who doesn't enjoy being ate out and I'll show you a liar. Show me a man that doesn't enjoy eating pussy and I'll show you an insecure child. Who doesn't love that natural scent that a woman gives off? Who doesn't want to eat pussy all day instead of working? Jump in face first, take our time and don't get too sloppy down there, your not making a porno.

Since not everyman is 6'4 and has a cock like a pringles can, eating pussy may be your best bet to make sure your partner gets what's deserved to her. An orgasm. But since I won't make a mold of my cock for the unpleased women of America, I've decided to teach my brothers out there how to eat some pussy and enjoy doing it.

1. That Smell

Please keep in mind that each woman has a distinct smell, and taste. Don't expect one to smell like another. Don't expect Becky to taste like Tasha. Some men like that wild game scent while some men will only go down on a freshly showered pussy. Anyway, if you are into hygiene and just cant do it, tell her to take a shower with you and wash that thing for her. Make sure you lather up good so you can kill that scent.


2. Start from lips to lip
Lips to lips? Exactly, lips to lips. Don't just jump and dive in face first, instead show a little appreciation for the rest of her body. Start by kissing her nipples and working your way down. Don't rush past them but don't stay all day on this area. Try kissing the inner thighs, while letting the tip of your nose brush up against her clit. This is a good way to drive them crazy.


3. Use your hands
Our bodies can be stimulated just by someone touching us. Imagine how you can make her feel while you are using your hands to caress her. Focus on her breast, her thighs, and lift her ass up and bring it to your face and let her ride your tongue. Use a finger or two. You'll know your doing it right if you can hit her with at least a finger in her ass! Trust me fellows, the ladies like it.


4.  Get busy. 
Now you want to go to work on her clit. The key is to use your tongue and lips to suck and massage it gently. Don’t poke at it or press too hard. Go in circles, go up and down, flick back and forth lightly. There is no real “right” way to go down on a woman; just make it up as you go along and pay attention to what works. Vary your speed and pressure and see what she responds to. When you hit the right groove, you’ll probably know it because she’ll grab the back of your head and clamp her thighs around your ears like a vice. But to be on the safe side, ask her beforehand to let you know what she likes. Once you hit her hot spot, there’s no need to rush; just keep her engine revving. Feel free to explore some other techniques or positions before you take her over the top.


The ABCs. 
This is perhaps the most common tip when you eat pussy: use your tongue to trace the letters of the alphabet on her clit. Some people swear by it. Personally, I don’t recommend it. I don’t think it’s a good technique. Also, it’s too much of a distraction, and if she catches you humming the Alphabet Song under your breath, you’re busted. You should be paying attention to her, not what comes after Q.


Let her Ride
Yep, let her sit on your face and tell her to feel free to go wild. She will be able to reach the "Big O" and you will get the show of your life What more can you ask for?


So I hope my brothers will take my advice and do it right. Ask her what she likes but don't seem like you have no clue what you are doing. Practice makes perfect.


And fellows maybe next week I'll show you how to find the G-spot. Or the do as I say spot.